yerawizardharry:

reasons such as emotional retardation or having the knack of “destroying things that are beautiful” and whatever other deep shit you can come up with aren’t legit reasons for being single.

You’re single because:

  • you aren’t looking
  • you aren’t sociable
  • you spend all your time on tumblr instead of going out on weekends

ok thnx now stfu

um wow-thats uber bitchy.

from a super social girl who is looking for a boy goes out on weekends, sometimes its a tad bit more difficult than that and you can just get over yourself. no offense, but im a tad offended. k thx now shove it.